调侃生活的幽默句子笑话

1. Everything in life can use four words to summarize: will the past. The source of a lot of troubles in life can use two word to sum up: no money.
2.我们这一代现在的状况就是：不想有的全有了，比如狠心的老板，优秀的情敌，多余的脂肪，源源不断的信用卡催款单。。。想有的全都没有，比如漫长的假期，贴心的恋人，漂亮的衣服，钱。。。
2. Our generation situation now is: don't want to have all had, such as a cruel boss, good rival, excess fat, a steady stream of credit card bill... Want to have all have no, such as the long holiday, intimate lover, beautiful clothes, money...