无聊的周末，一条短信引发的糗事

那个周末，老公摆弄我的手机时，突然收到一条短信。他打开一看，有点不高兴了，我凑过去一瞧，内容是：“风在刮，雨在下，我在等你回电话”，是个陌生号码发来的。我笑着说：“这谁呀，这么神经!”话音未落，又来了一条短信:“为你生，为你死，为你守候一辈子”。老公的脸立时阴云密布，一个劲儿盯住我不放，我马上说：“瞧我干什么，一准儿发错了。”正说着，短信又来了：“对不起，发错人了，赶紧删掉，免得让你爱人看到。”老公一看，更生气了，马上回复：“我就是她爱人，都看到了，你说怎么办?”不一会儿，短信又来了：“杂办?爱咋办咋办，关我屁事!”
The weekend, when the husband play with my mobile phone, suddenly received a text message. He open on see, a little unhappy, I gather together in the past a look, content is: "blow the wind, rain the next, I'm waiting for you to call back", from a strange number. I smiled and said: "this is who ah, so nervous!" Voice came to his word, a message: "born for you, die for you, waiting for you for a lifetime". The husband's face was overcast, a madam, I don't put eyes on, I'll say: "look, I do, bound to hair wrong." Just then, the message comes again: "I'm sorry, send the wrong person, hurriedly out, lest for your lover to see." Husband, more angry, immediately reply: "I am her lover, and see, you say how to do?" In a short time, SMS again: "miscellaneous do? Love what to do, pass I fart matter!"