“SOD密”和大宝的故事

1、俗话说跟着苍蝇就会找到厕所，你跟着蜜蜂就会找到花朵。你还真别说，挺灵光的，我跟着姑娘就进了派出所。
1, as the saying goes, follow the flies will find the toilet, you will find flowers is follow the bees. You still don't say, really very light, I follow the girl went into the police station.
2、H7N9背景下，某天早晨同事吃鸡蛋，被问到怎么这个时候还敢吃鸡蛋。同事一脸天真：“吃鸡蛋怎么了?鸡是生病了，可孩子是无辜的呀....”
2, under the background of H7N9, one morning a colleague to eat eggs, asked how this time still dare to eat eggs. Colleague a face of innocence: "what's wrong with eating eggs? Chicken is ill, but kids are innocent..."