推荐：买单的笑话和坐飞机的笑话。

1、一天和同学出去吃饭，买单的时候想跟服务员开下玩笑。同学：“哎呀，今天没带钱出来啊。”服务员：“你可以刷卡。”同学：“可是我也没带卡出来的啊。”服务员：“那，那你可以在我们这里刷碗!”
1, one day, and students go out to eat, want to talk to the attendant when pay the joke. Classmate: "oh, today didn't take out money!" Waiter: "you can swipe." Classmate: "but I also don't have my card out." Waiter: "that, then you can brush a bowl here!"